MY BRIDE! WHAT BRIDE? I HAVE NO BRIDE!

TO LIVE, FOR ME, JANE, IS TO STAND ON A CRATER-CRUST WHICH MAY CRACK AND SPUE FIRE ANY DAY.
AND THIS IS JANE EYRE? ARE YOU COMING FROM MILLCOTE, AND ON FOOT? YES—JUST ONE OF YOUR TRICKS: NOT TO SEND FOR A CARRIAGE, AND COME CLATTERING OVER STREET AND ROAD LIKE A COMMON MORTAL, BUT TO STEAL INTO THE VICINAGE OF YOUR HOME ALONG WITH TWILIGHT, JUST AS IF YOU WERE A DREAM OR A SHADE. WHAT THE DEUCE HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOURSELF THIS LAST MONTH?
I have been with my aunt, sir, who is dead.
A TRUE JANIAN REPLY! GOOD ANGELS BE MY GUARD! SHE COMES FROM THE OTHER WORLD—FROM THE ABODE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD; AND TELLS ME SO WHEN SHE MEETS ME ALONE HERE IN THE GLOAMING! IF I DARED, I’D TOUCH YOU, TO SEE IF YOU ARE SUBSTANCE OR SHADOW, YOU ELF!—BUT I’D AS SOON OFFER TO TAKE HOLD OF A BLUE IGNIS FATUUS LIGHT IN A MARSH. TRUANT! TRUANT! ABSENT FROM ME A WHOLE MONTH, AND FORGETTING ME QUITE, I’LL BE SWORN.

AND THIS IS JANE EYRE? ARE YOU COMING FROM MILLCOTE, AND ON FOOT? YES—JUST ONE OF YOUR TRICKS: NOT TO SEND FOR A CARRIAGE, AND COME CLATTERING OVER STREET AND ROAD LIKE A COMMON MORTAL, BUT TO STEAL INTO THE VICINAGE OF YOUR HOME ALONG WITH TWILIGHT, JUST AS IF YOU WERE A DREAM OR A SHADE. WHAT THE DEUCE HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOURSELF THIS LAST MONTH?

I have been with my aunt, sir, who is dead.

A TRUE JANIAN REPLY! GOOD ANGELS BE MY GUARD! SHE COMES FROM THE OTHER WORLD—FROM THE ABODE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DEAD; AND TELLS ME SO WHEN SHE MEETS ME ALONE HERE IN THE GLOAMING! IF I DARED, I’D TOUCH YOU, TO SEE IF YOU ARE SUBSTANCE OR SHADOW, YOU ELF!—BUT I’D AS SOON OFFER TO TAKE HOLD OF A BLUE IGNIS FATUUS LIGHT IN A MARSH. TRUANT! TRUANT! ABSENT FROM ME A WHOLE MONTH, AND FORGETTING ME QUITE, I’LL BE SWORN.

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    My 15 year old Jane Eyre stanning self would be wetting her pants over this tumblr.
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    Jesus, Mr. Rochester...quite fucking hilarious.
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